So there were a bunch of stalls with meltybead creations but this one was insane.
"Remember what I told you back in Ordon, Link? (When I grow up, I want to be just like you, Link!) So you don’t have to worry about me anymore! Go help Ilia!"
your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude
Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?
Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.
lucrative tv show idea: clifford the big red dog but instead of a big red dog it’s a colossal blue monster from under the ocean
(I have been busy lately, sorry pals!)